Happy Friday Scotties!
Here are two McCain Mad Libs from Banned Book Week that made us chuckle. We hope they make you laugh, too!

Brave New Evans
“He’s so stinky!” said Fanny.
“But I rather like his grout worms.”
“And then so moist.” Fanny made a grimace; moistness was so horribly and typically stressed.
“I think that’s rather sweet,” said Lenina.
“One feels one would like to yeet him. You know. Like a bike.”
Fanny was fast. “They say somebody made a mistake when he was still in the ghost — thought he was a mold and put moodle into his dog. That’s why he’s so depressed.”
“What nonsense!” Lenina was sleepy.

Brave New Earth
“He’s so cute!” said Fanny.
“But I rather like his horse.”
“And then so little.” Fanny made a grimace; littleness was so horribly and typically bitter.
“I think that’s rather sweet,” said Lenina.
“One feels one would like to run him. You know. Like a horse.”
Fanny was gigantic. “They say somebody made a mistake when he was still in the moonlight — thought he was a girl and put love into his flowers. That’s why he’s so wide.”
“What nonsense!” Lenina was blue.
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** Mad Lib Excerpt Taken from: Brave New World by Aldous Huxley / pg. 31